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All thoughts are material, all passwords are restored and not a single star never deviates from its path. You are perplexed? Yes, do not pay attention, it was necessary to start with anything, why not with this.
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Yeah, mood – the holy of the Holy of the Holy. It should sparkle, glow and radiant. And then sit here so dull, I suppose they still fit the cheek with your hand and the expression of universal grief on the face froze, then there would be no smile!
Exercise, of course! How without exercise! Humanity has already come up with everything for everything, which is worse. So let’s go: lie on the floor, hands wider, deep inhale – three, four! Perform properly driving! Well, that you stared at me like a red girl on the adron collider? Ah, the words are mixed up and what is it at all? Well, you know! What the fucking are what came across! Well, yes, the wrong steppe was carried, well, now, it was possible to keep silent cultural. Okay, so what am I talking. Oh yes! Middle -up exercise! Surely all of you watched or at least heard about the wonderful series “Deceiving Me” (lies theory)? ABOUT.Not everyone heard about? Well, now they have already heard – a wonderful series, we went on. Someone, for sure, also entertained books on psychology on this topic. So, when a person is lying, then his subconscious mind is mean and almost peremptorily passes him through facial expressions and gestures, it is correct, you see, such. And no! This time it carries me to the right steppe! We listen and eat the fruits of someone else’s wordobludia. So, any emotions and whims of moods also find their response at the subconscious. And the chip is that when you have a bad mood just smile. Through force, it will be difficult, but it is necessary. So wide, from ear to ear. And it is better to do it in front of the mirror. From this, the subconscious blows the roof and the Fatal Error begins. And since making you stop smiling, it is not able to give up (you will not give up, you will stand/sit/lie and skip, like an idiot, yes?), and it is somehow necessary to remove such a strong dissonance between facial expressions and mental states, then after a couple of minutes the mood begins to improve, adjusting to your smile. Therefore, we smile so kindly, kindly, and not as if you are ready to shoot half of the country’s population of the country. > _Examples from the masters, how to smile:
Incredibly, but the fact: it’s not rare for ourselves the mood of ourselves and spoil. How often does it happen that a person thought up something, imagined, conceived, he agreed with someone with himself with someone, but life is neither in spirit or a spirit and now everything doesn’t work out at all the same as he wanted and strong handles of resentment/dissatisfaction, etc.p. They begin to envelop us tenaciously in their arms. Although, I do not argue, more often some bastard comes and spoils all raspberries> _
Take a deep breath and close your eyes. Imagine the forest. Yes, you are standing on the edge of the forest, an unusually blue sky above you, the rays of the sun gently hugs you with its warmth, a light breeze rush past and the rustle of leaves echoes its movements, and birds are poured away with a beautiful song. You are surrounded by peace and peace, and a little at a distance the river with its powerful stream sorting out pebbles at the bottom. You slowly approach her. Touch the fingers of her cold stream, sigh peacefully, smile and begin to drown your offender in it.
Yeah … by the way, it is very funny, as sometimes a series of small and insignificant little things can radically change the life of a person, both in the best and for the worst direction. Thoughts. They set the vector of our lives. The one who believes that he will never get him will succeed in success. Therefore, do not clog your consciousness with all sorts of malignant trash, do not attract it into your life. People, be more positive! More positive, more positive and even more positive! Yes! Yes! Show me all the positive you are capable of! Uvhahahaha! Kham, all the hollows, cancel the challenge of the orderlies, has already released.
In my consciousness, the habit of some people to be offended and without. Here to do nefig, well, garlic. Offended by those who want to offend you more than ridiculous. Well, what will you achieve, going on their lead. Fools to offend. If a person does not understand that he offended you or doesn’t give a damn that you are offended, then this is generally a waste of time. Are there really no more fun and interesting things than to be offended by someone? In addition, if a person constantly offends you, then maybe you should think a bit, but whether to continue to communicate with him? Are you a masochist? If you still stand, then try to change at least something ..
In general, "try" a very wonderful word! Do not be afraid to try! Bold! This world is only waiting for you to take the first step. Only, for God’s sake, I beg you, think first that “try”, okay? As they say, all mushrooms are edible, just some only once. I sincerely believe in your prudence. 😉
Well, that you are a trembling hand on the spoiler jamkkan, here is the truth very cute kids. Here:
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Laugh, my friends. No, of course, I do not urge you to laugh at every corner about and without – why to exaggerate so, but nevertheless you can always find a reason and a moment for laughter 🙂 Treat things easier, and they will be easier. A person in many ways himself the master of his fate and from his attitude to what is happening, from what he is looking for in life (negative or positive), in many ways will depend on which life he will live.
Sometimes I really want to kill someone, throw everything into the wall, break the mirror. Or brush everything off the table, so that in a common heap: documents, pens, monitor and wires, cup fragments, paper clips, mouse and do not care that it is too much! And proudly stepping over everything, slam the door so that the windows ring. And express in the face that at the heart of this moment it was boiling. Express everything, nothing to hide, from the moment of the first meeting in an instant, which annoyed at once to list. And you can even exaggerate a little in your ruthless opening of the eye on the world and the announcement of the truth of this harsh. And see how the opponent boils, listen to the ringing of breaking nerves. As with a look, he is incinerating you, with a gyrus, he diligently moves the words of the appearance. And before he speaks – to leave. Let everything speak after him, it will only have fun. And you can even shout, clean the ligaments, lightly give freedom and announce to the whole nature, what are all the goats and where we saw them and how they already got us to the liver! And they can be thrown with slippers, having finished the shelling with a heavy hole punch. Oh, how is it sometimes nice to dream! And it doesn’t matter that only in dreams we are subject to this ..
Well, yes, Shit Happens, who argues. But in any situation, it all depends only on you and on your attitude to what is happening. In any situation, you can always find what to be happy. “And what?" – you ask. Yes, that everything could be at all many times more, but thanks to your unprecedented luck (yeah, yeah, it was to her, you did not bother*), you have been carried as always. A colorful visual example in this case can be considered the first frames from the movie "Track 60". Well, you must admit, in vain, the character of Michael J.Fox was killed by a broken mobile phone. Oh, how in vain.
“What, nafig, unprecedented luck?" – you ask. Well, yes, yes, you can whine as much as you like about the fact that today is not your day again, that you are always completely unlucky, and that you have not always seen good luck, but even you never found your traces. But after all, everyone knows what kind of makar the children get to the stork and then are lost in cabbage. And it was you who were born … And now we remember from the course of biology, how high the competition was and how small the chances of winning were. Oh, appreciated? That’s the same!
However, there are circumstances in life when you want to reduce the population with incredible power. I understand everything, in all of us sometimes evil and predatory hamsters wake up. But you need to fight this! Well, drink cold water there, think about the beautiful. Ne? Does not help, all beautiful turns into a secret level Diablo 3, and the water in his hands boils? Then there is only one way out! Take a katana in your hands, put on a classic Japanese sailor, make an expression on your face as brutal as possible and with wild cries ”!"And" In the name of the moon!"Run … Yeah! Right now! Surreked! Run to the mirror. To the mirror! Believe me, the spectacle will be unforgettable.
But in general, what can cheer up better, if not funny stories, jokes or jokes.
What, they were waiting for funny stories, jokes or a pair of jokes at worst – but FIG you yourself, google!
“Well, what will be said at the very end? How this press opus ends?" – you ask. Well, ask for health! And I’ll go, perhaps. Good luck! Good to you! And be happy!
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In general, everyone here is kind, they do not offend anyone and are not offended by anyone. A small branch of Buddhist monks such with:
In the eyelids, the hand itself and with pleasure reaches for the plusomet ^^)))) who was there about the “blogs pile”. Listen, write so more often … well, or how it flows … in short, just write) damn it, sometimes it’s so nice to just smile. Right now, with a smile, I’ll go to write the next wall of the text about which SG is bad, about kosari who give it incomprehensible to anyone and so on. After all, to make nasty things with a smile is doubly nice ^_ ^
And, the thought was that the positive attitude of a positive mood and happiness happiness, but our fals, failures, mistakes and other difficulties that have to be overcome on the path of life make us people. Another thing is that yes, because of each jamb, you do not have to fall into depression and in fact the life balance consists just in harmony between this business is pressed on the one hand, and you do not lose faith in life, in yourself and found the strength to give back.
My arguments:
1) what could be better than repairing a car with a father for a whole day off, having a great time together?
2) the roar of the motor when you drive along a high -speed highway. Speed, drive ..
3) an unsurpassed feeling when you go to the sea with friends, sitting in a car behind the driver’s seat. You are free to choose where to go and with whom.
So far I have tried only the first point – there is no right yet)
The second point is not suitable for all cars of course, but the third point should be arranged for yourself. Just cars and motorcycles-this is something more for someone than just a means of transportation. Each his own)
I don’t know why, but I remembered one point from a very interesting book:
“The wind rose without any warning, and clouds flew. I just couldn’t believe it. It began to rain, first small, then real rainfall. I raked my things, cursing everything in the world. Socrates only laughed.
“You think it’s funny?" – I began to grumble. “We’ll get wet now, and the bus will not be an hour, our products are gone. Joy has cooked everything; I am sure that she is also not in … "Joy laughed too.
“I am not laughing above the rain,” said the juice, “I laugh at you”. He came with laughter and rolled into a wet foliage. Joy began to perform a ritual dance, singing "song of rain".
The rain ended as unexpectedly as it began. The sun made its way because of the clouds, and soon, our food and clothes have dried up.
“It looks like my rain dance worked,” Joy bowed.
Socrates spoke: “It’s time for you to learn from your life experience, and not complain about it or enjoy it, Dan. You just had two very important lessons have been presented to you; They just fell from the sky, so to speak ". I started to eat, trying not to listen.
“Firstly,” he said, appetizing chewing a piece of salad, “the rain was neither the reason for your disappointment, nor your anger”.
Socrates continued:
“The rain was a full -fledged manifestation of the laws of nature. Your “disorder” about the ruined picnic, as well as your “happiness” in relation to the newly emerging sun, were the result of your thoughts. They had nothing to do with real events. For example, have you been “unhappy” during some kind of celebrations? Therefore, it is obvious that It is your mind, not circumstances or other people, who are a source of your mood .
And I don’t care, because everyone is his own:
Someone to rot who to bloom, someone to the heavens will take,
Someone to live-do not cross the field,
Someone to live-just a reason to smile.
PS: Hmm, an interesting trend – if a girl creates a topic, then she seeks to react to a kaaaaa comment usually. I don’t really remember this for the guys
Ohm, hello, halve, you are a blank. Firstly, what does this quote have to do with it, and secondly, where are you doing the idea that you wanted to state in addition to postscriptum? -___-
So, you are, rejoice. At least I would definitely be happy in your place.